An Imagined Moment: Featuring LeBron James

At the Bank
-Wattup LeBron?
-Who are you?
-Just a guy who writes a blog, you mind if I ask you some questions?
-Not at all, after all, I am an extremely personable man.
-Interesting. So what are you doing at the bank?
-Just peepin my $90 mill from nike.
-So how are the playoffs going?
-Well, we started out playin insane basketball, but those was shit teams. Rasheed had some crazy kush that week and was NOT in the game. He's their x-factor. Hamilton can shoot the jumper, but you know, he a little bitch wit a facemask. I took all those fools on when they HAD Chauncey in the 07 conference finals. single handedly!
-I'm actually a fan of Rip and the D-town, so please, refrain. What about the Hawks?
-Their best players aint "best player" material. Joe Jonhnson? Josh Smith? I shit on em. Even got Ben Wallace so open he hit a few shots in that series.
-But LeBron, how can you sound so cheery? You're down 2-1 against the Magic in a series where they're pick and roll system is taking your defense by storm! You should be down 3-0 if not for an extremely heroic shot by you at the end of game 2.
-Yea that shot was the shit. Biggest shot o my life. But uh, yeah, don't tell anyone this, but I think we gonna lose this series. Orlando actually beat us 2-1 in the season series and they just match us up in a way that we can't defend. My cast just aint good enough. I need someone else, or I'ma get the fuck outta Cleveland!
-Wow so many huge headlines in that one statement!! I can't believe you broke that to Interruption has Been Pardoned first!!!
-What you talkin bout? This conversation actually just took place in your mind you psycho. Go Yankees!